ROI in Social Media: Not Everything that Can be Counted Counts and Not Everything that Counts Can be Counted

“Not everything that can be counted counts and not everything that counts can be counted.”

Albert Einstein

I am sure that everyone who works in the social media industry sooner or later faces the million dollar question of ROI of social media. It is just a question of time and luck before they run into one of the following:

a) A business that is excited to finally join the crowd that dominates Facebook, Twitter, and YouTube, and can’t wait to start communicating with its fans / customers. Usually, ROI questions are not raised, as these businesses are guided by the ‘everyone is doing it and we want to do it also’ attitude (note to consultants: immediately take them as a client and help them as much as you can!)

  1. ‘The Casino’ – This type of business is aware that there will be some challenges (when they might have to delete some comments), as well as many benefits (positive discussions), to opening the door to the public. It is open to engaging customers in any action or discussion that takes place on their account (taking risk).
  2. ‘The Movie Theatre’ - A type of business that wants to ‘do it’ while eliminating challenges; they want to be ‘social’ without being social and what they end up having is just one-way communication. The story goes like this – I like the status and fun that the Casino brings, but I just don’t want anyone coming through my door and doing what they want – they can just sit and watch / listen.

b) A business that is aware that it should be present in social media and works towards proving why this is a good decision; however, it is not excited about social media and would be alright if it simply ignored this ‘whole social media thing’ (note to consultants: rethink if you should work with such a client, as you do not speak the same language!)

  1. ‘The Safe House’ – A type of business that needs to have many logical and analytical questions answered, ASAP, with ROI usually being one of the first. They are thinking money – if we invest $1 how much are we getting back. You need to be a math geek and find a way to calculate how much each Facebook fan is worth, or Twitter follower. Not to mention how ‘like’ translates into sales!!!
  2. ‘The Nursing Home’ - A type of business that has just begun doing research and long-term planning of next steps towards getting into social media. It is comfortable with being a very late adopter and will analyze any case study out there of ‘other businesses’ journeys and experiences’ in this new venture called ‘opening the first account on a social media platform’. After all research has been completed and organized, it will progress to the stage of a ‘Safe House’ where endless questions and approvals will make it impossible to even open that first account.

c) A business that openly states complete disinterest in social media (note to consultants: take a deep breath and wait for them to set the tone the conversation). In this case you can expect either to be trapped in a passive-aggressive monologue about (bad, bad) social media or manipulated into changing the topic. Please consider yourself extremely lucky if you run across a business ( a person) who will state clearly its (or his/her) disinterest in being active in social media, yet still be open to engage in a normal conversation about social media.

So, what does one do when faced with such questions about ROI and needing at least some promising numbers in order to justify a potential investment? Below are some good resources that can help you arm yourself and become better prepared to address the topic and hopefully open doors to the casino, movie theatre, safe house and nursing home.

Sounds (looks) familiar?

It is always good to start at the beginning…

And then arm yourself with even more knowledge…

Then understand the paradox

And  finish up strong… if necessary, even with the question “What’s the ROI of your mother?”

Micronization of Business: Welcome to the Era of ‘Le Petit’

Remember when we needed to write a 500, a 1,000, or a 3,000-word essay for school? Don’t those times seem sooo last century, when the quantity of the content was equally important to the quality of the content? Am I starting to sound like my parents, who always talked about long-gone times? Would I now be able to make it to 3,000 words in an essay, after training myself to convey 140, 256, or 700 character communications all over the social media world?  The ongoing trend of shortening and compressing communication in business is becoming so common that we are becoming pre-programmed to think and communicate in a short, direct, and effective way. The handicap might only become obvious for a moment, on rare occasions when you realize that you have a great piece of communication in front of yourself,  but you just can’t fit it in your usual ‘le petit’ mold.

The trigger

As a Chicagoan, I maintain contact with the community through many subscribe lists for the area … I’m currently not residing in Chicago, so the other day thanks to one of those subscriptions, I had a nostalgic moment when I was linked to an inspiring video from Northwestern Memorial Hospital.

The experience of watching the video was like this:

  • It started with excitement!
  • Then, emotions overwhelmed me!
  • Then, I approached a moment of pride!
  • Then, a moment of acknowledging a job well-done from the marketing/communications side!
  • Then, moment of coolness - connecting all of their statistic with dog years and Kim Kardashian!
  • Then, they got the ‘Wow” out of me for all that they do or stand for!
  • Then, hmmmmm…

I couldn’t say anything bad about the video, since it really was well made…but something was missing. Something that kept bothering me for a couple of minutes….and I just couldn’t figure it out.

The revelation

4min and 21 seconds!!!  The fact was that the video was too long for me! I became nervous halfway through…even if the content, their statistics, their success were all impressive and informative, I became jittery as the video pushed my limits. I became afraid. Am I really so handicapped that I’m incapable of handling more than 2 minutes of video content/communication? What happened to that person that knew how to appreciate and enjoy quality videos, articles, and speeches no matter how long they were, if they were good?

That person micronized – as most things in business: “Your email is too long”, “Your presentation is too long”, “Your excerpt is too long”, “Your status is too long”, “Your article is too long”… “Nobody is going to read/watch that…people don’t have time”.

Micronize. Shorten the URL. Forget the introduction. Get straight to the point.

The entire concept of ‘le petit’ measures communication not in words but in characters - exaggerating to the point that even empty spaces count. How far can we push this concept of micronization if we  micro-blog, micro-write, micro-talk, micro-listen?! and then as a result of the process, even micro-communicate?

Don’t business schools still teach that the optimal balance of  effectiveness and efficiency are key to business success…so how are we supposed to transmit powerful messages, influence stakeholders and customers, and make a difference if we continue to micro-communicate – an efficient, but not necessarily effective form of communication?

Great job Northwestern Memorial Hospital! Excuse the new generation of  ’micronizers’ that can’t get through 4.21 minutes of high quality content!

Have 4.21 minutes?

Are Telemarketers Laggards in the Era of Social Media Marketing?

Picture this … it’s dinner time, after a tough day at work, you and your family finally get together for a nice meal and some quality family time. There is laughter, stories, and the smell of a freshly cooked meal…ideal. The telephone rings.  You are caught off guard and an enthusiastic marketer from the other side asks for only five minutes of your time, to answer some questions. How do you react:

1) You enthusiastically answer the questions

2) You grudgingly agree to 5 minutes of your precious time, answering questions while your hands begin to sweat and you feel your heart start to race

3) You politely apologize that you don’t have 5 minutes and hang up the phone

4) You pick up and angrily tell him that you are already on the Do Not Call Registry and that he shouldn’t call you at all, while irately hanging up the phone

5) You pick up, listen briefly, and hang up the phone without saying anything

6) #6 is not the case here – since you already picked up the phone – but you could just simply not pick up

Recently, I was personally targeted by a similar telemarketing campaign. I believe that I’m the worst kind of target: curious, answering questions with questions, and myself a marketer.  I found it a particularly interesting social phenomenon that I was being engaged during dinner time and was curious enough not to hang up. Even though I actively listened for a few minutes, I cannot remember the exact objective of the marketer (obviously a good indication of the effectiveness of the call), but I do recall that the marketer lacked the appropriate educational level and communication skills to even remotely interest me for his product, service, or other objective. In fact, I recall deeply considering the inadequacies of the telemarketing strategy of this company, a poorly written script that was given to a bad actor, and of course very poor timing – dinner time.  Consider that there are many other alternatives techniques and you will ask yourself why a company would choose to continue with a somewhat outdated marketing method. For example, why would this same company not invest in pay-per-click advertising or some form of Social Media marketing that would allow a target customer to alone determine when, at a more appropriate time, he or she would go to the internet, respond to an advertisement, and convert into a lead without the active influence of a marketer. Below is my quick analysis of the pros and cons of both approaches and why one might choose one over the other.

CriteriaTelemarketingSocial Media MarketingMy Winner
Customer Access More than 70% of Americans are on a ‘National Do-Not-Call’ registryMore than 75% of Americans use the internet and half of those use Social MediaSocial Media Marketing
Customer InterestNeed to take a broad approach to identify customers interested in a particular product / serviceEasy to identify members of groups that are interested in a particular product / serviceSocial Media Marketing
Cost$25 to $50 per hour $50 to $250 per hourTelemarketing
Customer ReachWhile approximately 25 calls could be made per hour, only about 5-10 targets might be actually reachedIt is reasonable to assume that more than hundreds or thousands of potential targets could be reached per hourSocial Media Marketing
Efficiency>$5 per customer reached
<$1 per customer reachedSocial Media Marketing
EffectivenessOnce a target is reached, a ‘good’ telemarketer should be fairly effective in transmitting a message and value propositionTargets are reached generically, thereby reducing the overall effectiveness of the effortTelemarketing
Future TrendDecreasingIncreasingSocial Media Marketing

Isn’t ‘tradeoff’ the first word that comes to your mind, right after ‘wow’? Isn’t this the most typical dilemma that the business world is facing today: efficiency vs. effectiveness? We are all aware that various social media services are experiencing dramatic growth, not only for the purpose of maintaining our friendships and professional relationships, but also for building new relationships, whether mutual partnerships, employment opportunities, or business development opportunities. One can venture to say that it is even becoming the leading venue for marketing and sales generation among certain niche markets or customer segments. Nevertheless, it seems that quite a few for-profit companies and not-for-profit initiatives continue to avoid these platforms in favor of more archaic methodologies, such as telemarketing. In a time when each person wants to be in greater control of what they will do and when, and when a random mistimed telephone call is obviously annoying, it is time to let go of some old fashioned techniques and invest in a social media expert rather than an offshore telemarketer.

A Social Media Dilemma – To Share or Not To Share

The appearance of social media has brought a revolution both in business and our private lives. Each of us, whether we wanted to or not, has become a part of that machinery in some fashion. On one side, there are those who are complete opponents to the revolution and continue to refuse assimilation because they ‘do not have time’ or ‘do not want to share information and news with anyone’ or ‘do not want to be victims of the greatest conspiracy theory in history’ or ‘already have an established position in the market and their old fashioned methods are proven’.

Then, there are those who are just opening their first account on the most secure platform that they could find and contemplating each status / update / info before sharing. These rookies would rather communicate with their friends and acquaintances live, and clearly have no interest in what is being read or what meetings are being attended by people they don’t know. Even when they try to become more involved, these users hold a meeting with a handful of colleagues to even approve anything that should be posted…and to debate whether or not to add a disclaimer for each post.

And, of course, there is that third and final category of individuals that have already mastered (some have even doctored) a novel shorthand language for more effective communication with limited space. These power-users swear upon their ‘home page’ as a bona fide news source, and without thought share with the whole world each and every occurrence from their work and personal lives.

This entire revolution brings a mound of experts that devote themselves to researching the to share or not to share’ phenomenon, as well as the eternal topic of privacy…in fact, what does privacy even mean today? Social media has redefined the meaning of privacy in a society that was built upon family as a pillar where that which happens within a family sphere stays in the family and where issues and problems were solved within the family…that used to be privacy. Now, that same family structure is no longer needed, as each individual has an opportunity to find someone ‘out there’ on some social media network that better understands them, approves of their actions, and / or gives better advice than a family member ever could. Social media is also redefining privacy in the business world. While a once distant corporate atmosphere used to look at business as simply doing business, strictly formal and defined without delving into emotions or topics not directly related to business, it is now beginning to show care and opening discussion forums for employees and other stakeholders through social media platforms. Wow! What a major shift, whether we accept it or not.

For me, over time, it has become quite interesting to follow the activities of those around me more and more as a social experiment. What is important enough for someone to ‘tweet’ about, or to publish as a ‘status’, or to announce in some other public way? Is that which is published done so without reason, is it simply straightforward information, or is it perhaps a means to transmit something between the lines? The trouble lies in finding the true meaning and decoding each ‘say it loud and say it proud’. Here are three examples of posts / status updates that I’ve had a difficult time decoding.

It’s a wonderful world

The most harmless post is one related to the weather; for example, “it’s a beautiful day”. When used for personal reasons, it is positive…a signal that someone is in a good mood and a “let’s get together” call for action. However, it also very frequently used in the business world, where it leads to confusion as most people wouldn’t understand the logic…why would anybody waste space and write about weather on business platforms? In my opinion, it is almost a human touch to doing business, showcasing a regular person who wants to go out for lunch in the park…and maybe talk business. More importantly, it is a simple reminder that you are in someone’s network, ensuring that your name pops up before others and perhaps encouraging them to show interest and begin clicking away…on your name, website, blog – the key destinations you wish to direct these ‘incidental visitors’.

Show me the money

“I love my work” although I always love to see that someone is satisfied with his or her work, I am often suspicious of statuses like this. Such comments could be interpreted in a number of ways…someone could like his or her job because he or she really enjoys the work, has the flexibility to leave work early, makes a lot of money, or because he or she has a hot boss…or secretary. Don’t you find yourself wanting to click and learn more about that person, where he or she works, his or her position, and job description? Of course! This leads us again to a ‘yes, please click on’ result because this post is only here to encourage this action. Rarely does your clicking lead you to truly understand why this person loves his or her work.

“We heart [love] our customers” is another frequent comment that I seem to run into more than I would like. It seems like the worst way to say to customers that they are loved and their loyalty appreciated. Aren’t there more sophisticated and more effective ways to communicate gratitude and sincerity to valuable customers in today’s world? Do you think that your customers would continue to click further after reading such a simple and meaningless post? Some customers might be even insulted and start thinking about what you have really done to thank them for their loyalty. Think twice before sharing, as different people could read differently between the lines of your post.

Me, me, me

Every now and then I see some self-proclaimed ultra-professional sharing posts like “your profile has been viewed by 187 people in the last day…yesterday, you appeared in search results 538 times” via a business platform. This ‘ode to self’ and self-praise could be a double-edged sword. Yes, such a post may help generate many clicks from curious users wanting to know who is the man or woman behind the update. At the same time, this kind of self-representation could indicate an insecure and amateur braggart attempting to market oneself and his or her business...”see how popular I am” or “everyone wants to be my friend” or “everyone views my profile”. Different users could read different meanings between the lines, a risk that everyone must consider.

These are just a few examples of how social media and networking via this channel are still young and contain rules / guidelines that are open to interpretation and not well defined. The early adopters are the ones who are paying the price of following this trend, so be careful not to overpay. Ok. Think again. Yes, now you can ‘share’!

P.S. What are some of your ‘favorite’ statuses / posts where you’ve read something between the lines?